Dude, Derek. Seriously. You need to bring it down a little bit there. You’re at about an 11, and I think we’re going to need you at around a 6. During this recent episode of Dancing with the Stars, Derek Hough takes Ricki Lake where no man has before. Having won the title three times previously and having dated two of his previous partners, Derek is a DWTS juggernaut, and here he seems to be willing himself and his partner to win the title this year with the shape of his mouth alone.
On second thought, this is impressive. Maybe Derek is the most talented Hough sibling. Sure, Julianne received rave reviews for her role in Footloose, but can her muscular thighs support the entire weight of Ricki Lake? I’m not sure, but that is a show I would watch. Plus, I’m pretty sure Bruno would volunteer to judge it.